[Pig Stuff]

Did anyone here have Shrodek for 9th grade English at Niles? He's a pretentious dickstain. He acts pedantic, but in reality has little sense. He went to college for two years and one month. Every day he spews out some overexaggerated, illogical shit about whatever literature we're reading. And I'm in the Honors class, so he expects so fucking much out of us.

Once the class read this short story that took place on a farm in the American South. And he asked, "What is the setting of this story?" This one kid replied, "The setting is a farm in the American South." Shrodek said, "Eh, I guess it could be a farm." My friend raised his hand and pointed out directly from the story descriptions of corn, wheat, and yes: fucking farming. Shortdick replied, "Meh, I suppose. The setting actually is a sort of agricultural environment."

 

[Sir Marshall of B]

I had him, in the janitor's closet and his car. He's a TMB.